Following her successful AEW Women’s World Championship defense against Mercedes Moné at All In: Texas, a victorious and emotional “Timeless” Toni Storm addressed the media in a wild, profane, and unforgettable post-show press conference. Scroll down to watch the video.
A Message for Mercedes and A Hit List
Storm began her address by saying she was “overcome with joy” and that her “panties have been creamed with delight,” before humorously admitting she doesn’t wear any. She then launched into a prepared speech, offering both a message of respect for her opponent and a list of people she wanted to curse out.
“Mercedes Moné, thank you for making me a better wrestler and a better woman, and for keeping your lips clean… all four of them,” Storm said. “You taste divine. When we meet again, as I know we will, I might not be so kind.” She then proceeded down her list, telling Tony Schiavone, her butler Luther, Wendy Richter, and even her own mother to “go fuck yourself” for various reasons, while also thanking MVP and “The Rizzler” for providing her with the “right strain” and the “right cheese” for her psychological disorders.
On the Brutal Match and The Infamous Kiss
When asked how she was feeling physically after the grueling main event, Storm was blunt. “Like absolute dog shit,” she responded. “It was a fight. It was a war. Did bloody good. Bloody proud of myself.”
She also addressed the memorable moment at the end of the match where she kissed Moné just before hitting her finisher to win. “I just always really wanted to do that, to be honest,” she confessed. “She did say one thing about me. She said, ‘Toni, you’re a mark,’ and I’m here to say that she’s absolutely right. Maybe I just am a bloody mark… So I wanted to kiss her, and I finally got to kiss her.”
Learning Nothing and Looking Fabulous
When a reporter asked what she has learned about herself during her long championship reign, Storm’s answer was perfectly in character. “Absolutely nothing,” she stated flatly. “Sorry. I’ve learned absolutely nothing about myself through any of this… aside from my panties, very different.”
The press conference concluded with Storm becoming distracted by AEW interviewer Renee Paquette’s pants, leading to Storm picking her up and whisking her away because, as Storm noted, “I just have to have you.”
Following her successful title defense at All In, “Timeless” Toni Storm’s reign as the AEW Women’s World Champion continues. Storm has has Athena waiting in the wings for her title shot in the near future.
