Dave Bautista: Donald Trump Is Afraid That Real American Men Will Find Out That He’s A Weak Tubby Toddler

Dave Bautista attacked US President Donald Trump on Jimmy Kimmel ahead of the US presidential election in a few weeks.

The clip sees the future WWE Hall of Famer take shots at Trump for thinking he’s a tough guy while he’s not. He pokes fun at Trump for wearing “more make-up than Dolly Parton.” He says they have similar ‘jugs,’ and he “creeps around beauty pageant dressing rooms.”

“Fellas, we gotta talk. A lot of men seem to think that Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy. He’s not. I mean, look at him. He wears more makeup than Dolly Parton….The guy’s afraid of birds. Donald Trump had his daddy pay a doctor to say his little feet hurt so he could dodge the draft. Look at that gut like a garbage bag full of buttermilk. He sells imaginary baseball cards pretending to be a cowboy fireman. Guy’s barely strong enough to hold an umbrella. I mean, look how he drinks water, like a little pink chickadee. He’s got jugs, big ones like Dolly Parton and cheats at golf, and creeps around beauty pageant dressing rooms. You know that little dance he does? He looks like he’s jacking off a pair of giraffes. He’s moody. He pouts. He throws tantrums. He acts like a five-year-old behind the wheel of a truck. He bends over for Putin…the guy needs help walking downhill. Almost there, Grandma. This November, let’s stop kidding ourselves. Donald Trump is afraid of rain, dogs, windmills, Meryl f**king Streep, being laughed at, and mostly, he’s terrified that real red-blooded American men will find out that he’s a weak tubby toddler. What’s wrong, tough guy? Does someone grab you by the p**sy? B**ch.”

 

Andrew Ravens
Andrew Ravens
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