WWE Hall of Famer Teddy Long is the guest on this week’s “Six Feet Under” podcast. Long told a story about being in Wrestler’s Court for selling Viagra.
Long said in response to a Blue Chew reference: “You’re talking to the man who invented Blue Chew.”
“We had a thing that we called wrestler’s court. Anytime you get in trouble or something or you do the wrong thing, they take you to wrestler’s court. Well, I ended up having to go to wrestler’s court and they took me to wrestler’s court for selling Viagra to the boys. So, the day that they served me papers to go to court I got no lawyer. So I’m walking around the locker room trying to find a lawyer. I end up finding Mae Young, God rest her soul. I said Mae will you be my lawyer, I’m in wrestler’s court, I need a lawyer. When I brought Mae Young in, I almost had them and then Mae Young screwed up and called Viagra, Niagra. That’s what got me sentenced. Taker sentenced me to buying chicken and beer for about a month for JBL and somebody else. I had to buy Kentucky Fried Chicken and beer for about a month.”
Long on how he got the Viagra: “I knew this doctor that would send me samples and stuff so I had plenty of it. That’s how I ended up selling it.”
Long said he sold some to Viscera (Mabel): “I sold some to Viscera…he came to me and he said, ‘I don’t know what that was. I looked down and I said who’s penis is this? Who does this belong to?’ He would take them and didn’t have no girl around…Viscera was the only guy I know who could peel an orange in his pocket.”
If you use any portion of the quotes from this article please credit Six Feet Under with Mark Calaway with a h/t to WrestlingNews.co for the transcription.
