You wonโ€™t believe the airport nightmare Xavier Woods went through

You never know what can happen when you travel a lot, especially if airplanes are your usual means of transportation. The airport and professional wrestling have a long strange history with each other and Xavier Woods recently experienced a situation that could have gotten way worse than it did.

While waiting for a flight, Xavier Woods decided to document every awful update of his current situation. The airline had overbooked his flight and wouldnโ€™t let the plane take off until 8 people gave up their tickets.

Most people would get very frustrated in this situation, but thankfully Woods realized he had a Twitter audience he could entertain by relaying his experience and thatโ€™s exactly what he did for over two hours.

What follows is one of the most epic travel stories weโ€™ve heard in a long time. We did the best we could to transcribe Xavierโ€™s experience and only kept a couple actual tweets due to the amazing gifs he included to go with the story.

So please enjoy Woodsโ€™ excellent airport drama:

โ€œCurrently using Google Translate to explain to the man next to me that they need 8 volunteers or we arenโ€™t taking offโ€

โ€œThings are breaking down at this gate. Three flights from the same gate and ours hasnโ€™t left yet People are starting to turn GOT styleโ€

โ€œIt feels like a brawl may ensue, Iโ€™ll keep my phone ready in case some @WORLDSTAR stuff happensโ€

โ€œPeople have been clamoring for a manager and itโ€™s not this girlโ€™s fault. Someone just said they are gonna write a complaint letter!โ€

โ€œHANDWRITTEN! NOT AN EMAIL! IVE NEVER SEEN THIS HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE BEFORE! ITS LITERALLY THAT SCENE FROM WHITE CHICKS!โ€

โ€œMental breakdowns are starting to occur. A man said he is lifetime executive platinum & will never fly them again. And just yelled at this girl who is working the desk like she purposely made it so we canโ€™t get on the plane. This girl, who is made of stone, looked at him and said, โ€˜Ok, im sorry that this has happened sir but unfortunately there isnโ€™t anything I can do to help unless people volunteer to not take the flightโ€™ he then starts to yell again and she politely cuts him off and says โ€˜is there anyone who needs help that will speak in an indoor Voice?โ€™ I havenโ€™t heard someone say โ€˜indoor voiceโ€™ since I worked in daycare. I love this. Girl at the desk is giving me lifeโ€

โ€œTHE FIRST F BOMB HAS BEEN DROPPED! THIS MAN CURSED AT THE GIRL AT THE DESK AND SHE WALKED AWAY! #Slobberknockerโ€

โ€œThe price just got upped to $1500 bucks after the โ€˜lifetime executive platinumโ€™ man got loud about it. People smiled and the โ€˜F bombโ€™ guy in danger. The people next to me are actually conspiring to try to get people to ban together to get him booted off the flight. GOT a confirmed seat on a flight to Montreal tomorrow. But we may only need three more pretty soon cause this man who dropped the F bomb may beโ€

โ€œSo to update. We are delayed due to a weight restriction and need 4 more (got 4 already) volunteers to not fly. Reward is $1300, a hotel, & a woman is breastfeeding and shooting dirty looks at the man who cursed super loud. Crowd starting to turn on himโ€ฆ.Is mad jealous. And he still doesnโ€™t know people are plotting to force him to volunteer for cursing at our Khaleesi (desk girl!)โ€

โ€œWE ARE NOW AT $2000!!!! This is like watching deal or no deal. Everyone whispering with their friends. โ€˜Fโ€™ bomb guy whispering with no oneโ€

โ€œI helped an older lady fill out her declaration card then watched her, in one 30 second walk mind you, shun the โ€˜Fโ€™ bomb guy, then feign injury so she could skip the line to speak to our Khaleesi, then proceeded to try and plead her case for why she should get on the plane nowโ€

โ€œShe said โ€˜I honestly donโ€™t know how much time Iโ€™ve got left so I need to get on this flightโ€™ and Khaleesi STONE WALLED HER!โ€

โ€œWhen the older woman returned to her seat she laughed and said โ€˜I tried the old lady thing but she wasnโ€™t buying it'โ€

โ€œI have no idea how I was selected to be blessed with all of this ridiculousness on this day.โ€

โ€œI canโ€™t with what just happened the โ€˜lifetime executive platinumโ€™ dude just came and gave props to the old lady who faked an injury and the โ€˜Fโ€™ bomb guy saw it & visibly threw a 2 second tantrum. He looks like he wants to fight the old lady for being the cheating babyfaceโ€

โ€œThe โ€˜Fโ€™ bomb guy said something to Khaleesi under his breath, she stopped him & said โ€˜you being rude did nothing to help anyone, know that'โ€

โ€œMan in front of me, who also kept his cool, just jokingly said โ€˜now we are gonna sit here in this plane for another 2 hoursโ€™ please lord noโ€

โ€œBREASTFEEDING MOM JUST GOT ON AND WALKED PAST โ€˜Fโ€™ BOMB GUY. SHE MOUTHED โ€˜F@?$ YOUโ€™ AS SHE PASSED HIM! HOW ARE THINGS STILL HAPPENING?!?โ€

โ€œWe are about to take off. Iโ€™m still in awe that this even occurred. Hopefully itโ€™s done and a fight doesnโ€™t break out in customs byeeeeeโ€

We can only assume Xavier might have given up his seat on the flight if he didnโ€™t have to be in Montreal on Saturday night to work a WWE house show. Weโ€™re just glad everything turned out okay without any bloodshed, Game of Thrones style.

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